Then, Gregg disclosed his, um, his experience in THE BATHROOM on egg retrieval day. The University of Florida's IVF clinic is actually split into 2 centers. The appointments and minor procedures are in a clinic, and the major procedures like egg retrieval and embryo transfer as well as the embryology lab are in the hospital down the road. So on egg retrieval day, Gregg had to do the deed in a new, unknown, secret ejaculation room. He was given a canvas satchel the contents of which were not explained. So, thinking this new room was like the room at the other clinic, he began looking for the, um, porn. He looked in cabinet after cabinet, drawer after drawer until he came upon some movies and he thought, "Eureka!". However, the only movies in the drawer were Cinderella and Dora Goes Undercover. He was pretty sure that the Dora movie was not pornography, but with that title, he just couldn't be 100% sure. So, he put the dvd in the player just to check. Luckily, Dora's integrity is intact. He didn't check the Cinderella dvd, so who knows about her. Then, he realized what was in the canvas valise.

Hahahaha! Poor hubby. Sending you luck for your transfer!
ReplyDeleteWas there porn in the bag?? I don't follow but I'm glad they haven't revamped Dora.
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